Official Tophiachu
Fundraising
In 2025 my selfish behaviour cost my family the kind offer to live at my Uncle's house, meaning we had to live in a car. Not just any car... The Diddymobile. Following a random carjacking that I occasionally baselessly try to link to online trolling, my brother was liderlee killed and my Mom was badly injured. During her stay in hospital I was too lazy and selfish to visit more than once or twice, and I liderlee left my brother's ashes at the funeral home because I'm too selfish and lazy to get them. They may or may not have been disposed of by now, but that won't stop me begging for more burial money.
Due to us all being jobless, homeless indigents, the state of New Mexico liderlee covered the costs, but I still created a few GoFundMe accounts and tried to liderlee scam people into covering the costs too, as well as adding an extra $494,000 for a free house, because my deluded sense of entitlement is liderlee off the charts.
Mind you, not everyone is as poorly educated and stupid as me, so these fundraisers were liderlee reported and shut down. Shutting down a lazy person's fraudulent GoFundMe is liderlee racist mind you. I now have my own website so I can take direct donations for the free house I deserve (despite doing nothing to deserve anything whatsoever) without being reported and shut down, so please give whatever you have, even if it means not paying your own bills, because I am liderlee suffering from PTSD and major depression according to Dr Jippity.
I'm important. I'm special. Just give me money.
1% of goal reached
Funds Raised
$5.66K
Goal Amount
$500K
Gallery
Beardchu
I will happily spend money on giant children's clothes, children's press on nails, cheap nasty fake lashes and Door Dash, but razors to shave my beard aren't a priority for me.
Body-on-backwardschu
No I'm not hiding a beach ball down the front of my maternity jeans. That's liderlee racist! Hello?
Five-bellieschu
If cows have five stomachs, why can't lolcows? Hello?
Screwdriverchu
I can't reach that far because it's too much effort... and circumference
Threeheadchu
I don't have a forehead, I barely have a threehead
A-billion-filters-and-still-fuglychu
No matter how many filters I apply, I simply cannot make myself look remotely attractive
Accountabilitychu
Remember that time I was liderlee forced to take accountability for my actions and I threw a hissy fit like a toddler?
Back-of-the-cheap-shitty-wigchu
I can't do anything properly, even putting on a cheap, shitty wig
Bustedchu
That time I flashed my phone screen and everyone found out I'd been watching Asian teens on Xvideos. Of course I denied it, despite all the video evidence, because I'm a pathological liar and refuse to take any accountability for my actions
Called-outchu
Aunt Karen called me out for my Asian teen fetish, and I somehow thought I could just deny clear video evidence. She's clearly racist against white latinas. Hello?
Caughtchu
One of the many, many videos on YouTube calling me out for liderlee stalking Asian teens and watching Asian teen porn on XVideos. Look at that makeup too. I liderlee look like a giant toddler who has been left unattended with a makeup bag
Chinschu
If I sit like this my four chins look like just two. Sexy AF
Deludedchu
One day someone will fall for my blatant lies
Derpchu
Nothing between the ears. This was liderlee my reaction when someone told me that it IS possible to calculate 75% of 14%. It took them all of five seconds without a calculator. How???
Diddymobilechu
I'll keep denying that my stepbrother was into minors, despite all the evidence
Disgustingchu
Just me showing off my horrific lack of oral hygiene. I'm liderlee trying to get my teeth as bad as Cyraxx's by only brushing for 15 seconds a month
Drinking-dog-pisschu
Cheaper than Mountain Dew, just as tasty and just as nutritional. A bit salty though. Hello?
Fired-for-hygiene-issueschu
What's the point in having a job if they expect employees to shower occasionaly? Hello? Sure, minimum wage would liderlee pay over 5 times what I 'earn' as an 'influencer', but it's so much effort
Five-o-clock-shadowchu
Five O'clock shadow at midday. What can I say? Yetis grow hair a lot quicker than humans
Gamechu
Did someone liderlee make a lolcow game featuring me?
Grimychu
People say I smell of piss and B.O. - Why are you surprised by this? Hello? I haven't showered since 2022
Hypocritechu
When people call me out for the things I do, I love to project and call them ugly or unhygienic
Not-slept-all-weekchu
I may liderlee be 53 but if I tell people I look like a teenager over and over again, one day someone might believe it.
Paedochu
Yep. Disgusting, aren't I?
Piggychu
Someone made a concept picture of what I might liderlee look like if I lost a couple of hundred pounds
Big-back-piggychu
I wish I could draw like this. Even their Mickeychu is 10 times better than mine
Roachchu
Remember that time I shared my drink with one of my pet cockroaches? But I'm a clean, hygienic person, honest
Scammer-catfishchu
I'm so desperate and thirsty sometimes I catfish people. Just ignore my abysmal spelling, grammar, and the fact I read teen fiction well into my 50s
Scarychu
I liderlee thought I looked sexy, but everyone kept screaming and complaining that it wasn't even Halloween. I can't help it if my makeup skills are that of a toddler.
Screenshotchu
The famous screenshot that I constantly deny exists
Smugchu
I have no reason to be smug, but I'm a deluded lolcow, so what do you expect? Hello?
Stubblechu
I always pick the most flattering angles, but apparently growing my beard will liderlee help hide a few of my extra chins
Upsetchu
99.5% of comments in my streams are calling me out for my disgusting behaviour, and I lack the ability to think up witty comebacks, so I just accuse people of projecting, despite that being projection itself
Walking-in-the-woodschu
The one time I go for a walk to liderlee try and burn a couple of calories, and some troll takes a photo of me
Wasting-moneychu
I'm stuck in the 90s because I wish I was still in my 20s. The only way I can cope with being in my 50s is to beg for money so I can waste it on crap
Weddingchu
That time I liderlee married Lister from Red Dwarf
Weeblechu
The longer you look, the weirder it gets
Weirdchu
Look at those freaky eyes! I liderlee shaved my beard especially for this
Wobblechu
Why doesn't anyone love my zero effort dancing? Hello?
Yetichu
Felt cute, might delete later
Shartedchu
Sharted again. I'm so much like Donald Trump. The poor bowel control, the illiteracy, the racism, the bigotry, the slurs, the lies, the horrible personality, the hypocrisy, the lack of accountability, the delusions, the toddler tantrums, the poor makeup, and the total unfuckableness
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