EdChucation

Do chu still obsess over high school 30 years after leaving?

Do chu still liderlee use teen speak from back then? Hello?

Do chu still not know the difference between solicit, elicit and illicit? Preface and preference?

Do chu still misuse simple words and phrases like "I couldn't care less", "Mind you", and "graveyard shift"?

Do chu still not understand how to quickly work out 70% of 14%? Or think "There's only 1% of rich people" is a full, coherent sentence?

Then my course is for chu!

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Stchudents will learn about:

  • Responsibilities of an adult
  • Running a household according to your budget
  • Prioritising life
  • Planning for a future
  • Continued personal development

Example module

Personal financial planning exercise

  • Minimum wage job on $12 per hour versus $60 per month across all social media channels
    • $12 over 8 hours is $96 per day
    • $96 over five days is $480 per week
    • $480 over 52 weeks is $24,960 per year
    • versus
    • $60 over 12 months is $720 per year
    • Which is the better job?
  • Minimum wage job on $12 per hour versus $6,000 over three years of "influencing"
    • $24,960 over three years is $74,880
    • versus
    • $6,000
    • Which is the better job?
  • Minimum wage job on $12 per hour versus having started a minimum wage job on leaving school
    • $24,960 per year
    • versus
    • Decades of work, with the potential for payrises and career progression through hard work and demonstration of improved skill in area of career
    • Which is the better life choice?
  • Minimum wage job on $12 per hours versus sitting in the common room of a homeless shelter moaning about anything and everything, but doing nothing about it to better yourself or improve your situation
    • $24,960 per year
    • versus
    • Whatever donations you can con people into giving
    • What are the effects on your mental [health]?
    • Which is the better life choice?

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Asians have pale skin because they stay indoors a lot. Hello?

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